The fine folks over at Phillyist are composing various countdown-to-’08 lists this month, one of them being the Top 10 Collapses of 2007. Among them, Rosie O’Donnell, Anna Nicole Smith and Amy Winehouse.
My favorite, though, is Britney Spears who ranks at number 2. Here’s a choice line from her entry:
Raise your hand if you HAVEN’T seen Britney’s ‘Britney.’ Oh, shit, EVERYONE has caught a peek at her cha-cha.
I’m stifling laughter as I re-read that. But then, most euphemisms for “vagina” make me giggle uncontrollably. “Va-jay-jay” comes to mind as an example I once heard on television — it was on “Grey’s Anatomy.”