Now, I have nothing against David Beckham personally. I mean let’s face it, to many — or at least several — of my fellow homosexualists, he is hot.
But here’s the thing: a little hotness goes a long way with me. And much like that really cool song you dig at first but can’t stand to hear after the 10th consecutive play on the radio, too much is really just too much.
Unless you’re a masochist, then it’s not enough.
So it pains me to say, attractive though I find him, I’m tired of seeing Mr. Beckham in his underwear. I realize that to some this would make me a bad homosexual. To them I offer a smack upside the head.
4 responses so far ↓
1 shindo // Jul 3, 2008 at 12:53 am
If it’s any consolation, David Beckham’s been reported to have fishy breath.
Hope that helps. It’s the best I can do on short notice.
2 Romach // Jul 3, 2008 at 2:31 am
I don’t know what they are reporting in the states about their lives while in the UK? but he and his wife were pretty much disliked over here. They were everywhere and anywhere! I seen just a few face pics and he was handsome enough but I think hes a skinny rake and I now don’t find him attractive at all. Him and especially his wife were power hungry for fame and because of that they were absolutely hated more or less before they left for the states!
3 Fredo // Jul 3, 2008 at 8:07 am
@Shindo: and I can think of only two causes for that problem. Either way, “EW, gross!!1!eleben.”
4 Fredo // Jul 3, 2008 at 8:19 am
@Romach: Well, here in the States celeBRITS are regarded as royalty whether they deserve it or not. I guess that’s because there’s a queen installed over there, but I digress.
At any rate, it seems like several of the larger players in the gay blogosphere are just downright obsessed with him — for his looks, his ties to a Spice Girl, and did I mention his looks? And that troubles me.
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