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Yesterday at el campo, I had to pick some weird looking turd-shaped fruit off a tree. I was told the fruit was medicinal.
Until yesterday, the only medicinal fruit I knew was the one that charges me a $20 co-pay.

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Days in Puerto Rico: 5.
Total travelers: 2.
Family members visited: 11 12.
Average family member age: 59.*
Casinos visited: 2.Money lost: $40.
Cocktails consumed: 1.
Casualties of the trip: 1 camera, crushed.
Developing a half-assed sexy tanline: priceless.
* Great-grandmother really upped the average there.

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Yes Virginia, it is okay to eat a 50-year-old cough drop. The video proof is below.

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