So says my buddy Romach not once, but twice. (C’mon dude, tell us how you really feel!)

Mr. Everett has been suffering from a terrible case of verbal diarrhea that no dose of Immodium can cure. A recent post on AfterElton.com revealed him to criticize Americans with sweeping generalizations (however partly true), though I found this quote to be more hypocritical:

George Clooney thinks that, provided he does films which are politically committed, he’s allowed to do Ocean’s 11, 12, and 13… But the Ocean’s movies are a cancer to world culture. They’re destroying us.

I commented thusly:

Said the man who voiced Prince Charming in two Shrek movies.

I’d like to think he was being ironic, but given his tendency to run off at the mouth lately, I’m inclined to think otherwise.

The second link in my opening paragraph includes a video clip featuring Romach saying “twat” in his sexy Irish accent. Shall we make this a meme? My version with a boring American accent after the jump.

An American research base in Antarctica recently received one of its final supply shipments until September: a year’s supply of condoms.

Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them.

Okay, wait… first of all, you could buy jimmy hats at the South Pole?! Second, is there really that little to do when people are done doing research for the day?

I find this mind-boggling… and strangely titillating. There’s a porn flick waiting to happen somewhere in this story, I can feel it.