Good thing I caught this one before GLBT Pride Month came to a close: the Gay 10 Commandments. Among them, “Thou shall participate in the political process” and “Thou shall learn and understand Gay History.”

Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Tits.

Upon hearing the news this morning about George Carlin’s passing, “shit” and “fuck” — two of the seven dirty words you can’t say on television — seem the most appropriate right now.

Damn.