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Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Tits.

Upon hearing the news this morning about George Carlin’s passing, “shit” and “fuck” — two of the seven dirty words you can’t say on television — seem the most appropriate right now.

Damn.

Unless you’re a California resident or someone into porn featuring busty women, I wouldn’t expect most of my readers to know who Mary Carey is: the artificially-well-endowed adult film actress who ran for governor of California back in 2003. (She’s not to be confused with singer Mariah Carey, natch.) Among her platform promises: legalizing same-sex marriage; making lap dances tax-deductable; and taxing breast implants.

Mary Carey recently had a pair of implants — which made her a size 36D — removed and replaced them with bigger boobie bags, leaving her with a 36DDD bust. She decided to take her former implants and auction them off for charity. “I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and make sure someone out there would have a Mary Mary Christmas,” she said.

Mary’s fake tits are now up for auction on eBay and 90% of the proceeds will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. The rest will go to help pay for her mother’s medical expenses.