Months ago, I stupidly left my umbrella sitting in the food court of the mall where my part-time job — the Fruit Stand™ — is. Since then, I got by without an umbrella of my own. That is, until about a couple of weeks ago.
My friend Mike from New York was in the D.C. area with his partner, and wanted to have lunch with me before he headed back. The forecast called for afternoon sprinkles and I was, of course, without a brolly. When the sky got heavy-looking enough to warrant an umbrella purchase, we ducked into the Dupont Circle CVS so I could break down and buy one.
Easier said than done, lemme tell ya!
The two of us scoured every aisle to no avail. Finally, Mike spotted them, tucked away in an obscure corner by the pharmacy counter. The only people who would have seen them otherwise would have been sitting in the prescription waiting area.
Fast-forward a couple of weeks to yesterday. Once again, rain threatened to fall and once again, I had no umbrella. The umbrella I purchased during Mike’s visit either went missing in the house or someone borrowed it because no others were available. No biggie, really; it was cheap and kinda small for my taste anyway.
On my lunch hour, I set out to CVS, this time on 17th Street, east of Dupont Circle. I had other things to purchase there anyway, and while I was at it I’d pick up yet another new umbrella, hopefully a bigger one. Once again, I scoured every aisle with no luck.
I swear, looking for an umbrella at CVS is like going on a lame-ass scavenger hunt with no hope for beer afterward.
Starving for lunch, I called off the search and proceeded to the cashier to pay for my other items. From the corner of my eye, I spotted the rack of umbrellas tucked away in a shadowy corner. Another spot most people probably wouldn’t venture to look. If I were so inclined, I could have easily just grabbed one and walked out without paying for it. I didn’t of course; I got back in line and paid for it, but a small part of me thought it would serve ‘em right for hiding them.
Now I want to start going to random CVS locations to find out if they hide their umbrellas, if for no other reason than to be able to find one in an emergency.











